Cartman, Kenny, Kyile, Stan...
What do you think these children can?
Well, buddy, I will say:
They cannot sing, don't want to pray,
I know for sure, they hate all cheeks
Fuck up the assholes, losers, freaks...
You'll ask me: "Well, what do they can?"
I have an answer: I'll tell you, man.
They fuck around, watch "T&P" shows,
Don't give a fuck. Well, no one knows
Where do they learn, where were they born
We see them happy... well, that's all.
"But what's the point? Tell me... jeez!
Just tell your story, stop wastin' breath!"
Stop sayin' it, don't worry, dude.
You see, these kids are really cute.
They have good friendship, it's the first.
It is the thing some people lost.
The second is a lot of trips.
The kids are lookin' for some gifts.
Dead fishes, nigres, frozen man,
The Satan, Jeasus, teachers' land,
Of course, the chief and other beasts...
These stuff are children's life and trips.
Well, Kenny dies... but often heals
Last reason why they're always cool,
They all have features: Cartman's fool.
(I don't know, maybe he has pills?)
And Stan with Kyile are best friends...
So you know know what all they can.
"Fuck me! You, know, that sounds great!
And what's the place? What kind of State?
Where do they often fuck a duck?"
It's simple, man. It's South Park.